- The banner at the top of this website is my homage to the movie Fast Break. If you have not seen Fast Break, but are instead reading my jokes, I thank you for your grave error.
- If you happen to find a few of my jokes funny, let me know and I'll include you and those jokes on the "Your Favorites" page.
- I was a stand-up comedian for about 12 years performing regularly in Boston, NYC and in any place across the country too cheap to buy a karaoke machine.
- Opened for Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Stewart, Ray Romano - all very nice guys who all would be hard pressed to pick me out of a line up of 1.
- Had multiple appearances on the New England Sports Network (NESN) which is actually quite impressive, especially to the handful of people in New England who have never appeared on NESN.
- Despite a bit more than a modicum of success, I inexplicably decided to ruin my life by going to law school.
- Co-wrote the "Things That Might Annoy . . ." joke book series with Comedian Paul Nardizzi.
- Wrote a humor column for collegehoopsnet.com, which is now defunct, which was not my fault - I think.
- I root for St. Bonaventure University - my alma mater.
- And I also root for Boston College - even though that is where I went to law school.
